YOUR PREGNANT ?

Have you ever had a random fake argument in the middle of a very busy Princess Street? I have. It was epic.

Me and my friend got really bored when we were walking to the bus station so he randomly turns round to me and says "omg. your pregnant???"

so. we had this argument.

so your pregnant?

yea, i thought i should tell you now...

well. get rid of it.

im not having an abortion! that is just killing a baby!!

i dont want it.

you dont get to choose!

so what are you going to do about college then?

we only have a couple of months left, ill go.

i dont want to have anything to do with this baby!

aw ok. so are you just going to fuck off on a train home the now and not come back!? ill just raise this baby without a dad. great plan.

well what do yu want me to do? think about me for a change.

think about you!? this is YOUR fault! YOU didnt want to use protection therefore this is YOUR problem too!

this is not my problem

YES IT FUCKING IS! you are a fucking arsehole

just fuck off. do you think your my mum or something?

NO i think im your fucking baby's mum tho!

what are you going to tell people?

im going to tell them im pregnant, what do you think i would tell them? yea mum, im just getting really fat!

your mum wont like it.

i dont give a shit!

where are you going to live when she throws you out? coz she will.

i have friends you fucking arse.

who are you going to say is the father? you cant tell people its me.

why not? because im not your girlfriend? because you have another girlfriend?

people cant know about us. my girlfriend would kill me.

i know. so maybe i should tell her.

oh very mature of you.

SHUT UP! im the fucking one pregnant here!! dont you think this is hard on me? im going to get FAT

and so on and so on...

this ran on for quite a while longer.

bare in mind most of this was shouted and there were a lot of people in Princess Street.

it was epic.

people kept turning and looking at us and giving us funny looks lol! we never once broke character until eventually we both just burst out laughing and i shouted "Well thats what being an acting student is like!!"

and then we had one about me sleeping with his brother.

i love random banters.